Sold Out!

IM FL ’08 is sold out – I looked. I have no idea when it sold out but probably long before I looked.

I decided after SOMA that there was no way I was going to do IM FL ’08 even though TriMama had tried to tempt me to join their team. Then I spoke with IronMomJenny this morning and she told me about how they were going to do it and for a second I thought “I should be there”. I let the moment pass.

So then I looked – and was really glad that I had let that opportunity go by because I’m not ready to train for an IM – I’m really not. Not even one where a team would stick by my side. I’ve stepped up to a 70.3 and that is quite enough, thank you.

Congratulations to Jenny, defending #1 Athena at IM FL.

** update

Aw shucks – I’m following Runner Susan and David as they run the NYC marathon and they are definitely sticking together. I hope they are having fun!

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An Open Letter to NA Sports

Dear NA Sports,

Your IM FL coverage BLOWS CHUNKS! I am trying to see what is going on and all you offer is live streaming of a back street with the message ‘be right back’. You aren’t showing any bike splits. I AM TRYING TO KEEP TABS ON MY FRIEND JENNY! How the hell can I do that when you are being so lazy?

The athletes in this race paid the same money as all the other races. What’s up with the craptastic coverage?

Sincerely,
21stCM

ps to my readers – Jenny had a great swim pulling 1:49/100 meters. Same as last year. SMOKIN’!

**Update – now we have reasonable video of the commentators and staticy, impossible to hear audio. (9:00 AM PST)
**Update 2 – they are showing bike splits and our girl Jenny is scareeemin’ fast! Go Jenny!

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It’s a Good Day!

My bike came home! Thank you FedEx for doing a fine, fine job and getting it there and back in one piece. Thank you to Momo for helping me pack it up and for being there when FedEx came to get it. It’s all back together and I plan on going for a nice ride this weekend. The only bad news is that the aero bars DPR gave me don’t fit my fat handle bars.

In other news – look at this:

That’s right – I’m all in! I polled some women from my race club who have done this race and who have ridden with me and no one said, “are you kidding me. YOU can’t do THAT!” In fact they all said, “this is a GREAT event – do it!” So I signed up myself and IronMomJenny who is coming to do it with me. It will be my first half Ironman distance race. Anyone else out there doing it??

Speaking of Jenny – GO JENNY GO! She is racing IM FL tomorrow, naughty ticker and all so think good thoughts for her!

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It’s a Good Day!

My bike came home! Thank you FedEx for doing a fine, fine job and getting it there and back in one piece. Thank you to Momo for helping me pack it up and for being there when FedEx came to get it. It’s all back together and I plan on going for a nice ride this weekend. The only bad news is that the aero bars DPR gave me don’t fit my fat handle bars.

In other news – look at this:

That’s right – I’m all in! I polled some women from my race club who have done this race and who have ridden with me and no one said, “are you kidding me. YOU can’t do THAT!” In fact they all said, “this is a GREAT event – do it!” So I signed up myself and IronMomJenny who is coming to do it with me. It will be my first half Ironman distance race. Anyone else out there doing it??

Speaking of Jenny – GO JENNY GO! She is racing IM FL tomorrow, naughty ticker and all so think good thoughts for her!

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Washoe, I Knew You Well. Too Well

I am a graduate of Hampshire College. Hampshire is an alternative institution that was hatched in the late 60s when creating alternative institutions of higher learning was all the rage. If you think Hampshire College = underwater basket weaving please take note that Ken Burns of The Civil War series and the more recent The War series (as well as Baseball and Jazz) is a Hampshire graduate as is John Krakauer of IntoThin Air and Into the Wild fame. There are others but I digress.

Hampshire is so alternative that they did away with the Freshman – Senior structure and replaced it with Divisions I, II and III. Division I is your liberal arts training where you have to demonstrate that you understand how the pros go about learning new things and creating new art. Division II is a multi-disciplinary concentration (sort of like a major on steroids) and Division III is basically a Senior Thesis. It’s a great way to go except for the part where you have to really learn about stuff you are not comfortable with. The arty types have to really learn some science and the science geeks have to really learn about the social sciences and in the mid 70s we all had to learn about something called ‘Language and Communication’. Now that might not sound so obscure now but this version of L&C had to do not with mass media and marketing, but rather with the intersection of anthropology, language acquisition and computer programming. It exists but I’ll leave that explanation for some other time. Suffice it to say that it was so obscure they don’t even have it any more – they have something else.

To get out of Division I you have to do some sort of project or write a paper for each of 4 schools (Natural Science, Humanities and Arts, Social Sciences and the dreaded L&C). At that time a couple named Allen and Beatrice Gardner who were psychologists at the University of Nevada in Reno (Washoe County) decided to teach their chimp, Washoe how to communicate with sign language. They actually began this study in 1967 so there was some data. My job was to figure out if Washoe was learning language or just acting like a monkey.

I spent a few weeks reading stuff and I wrote a paper and took it to the professor who read it and said, “this is a book report. This won’t do at all. I need you to tell me if that chimp has language or if she’s just aping her trainers”. I gave him a blank stare. He handed me some books by Noam Chomsky (who was a linguist before he became a political writer and speaker) that gave the intimate details of language acquisition zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………

Not that language acquisition isn’t interesting. It is. A vast majority of children who speak English come up with the word ‘pasgetti’ before they can say ‘spaghetti’. Most kids will say “Me want that – mine!” before they learn to say “I want that and if you don’t give it me I’ll bite you” . If you look at it from that perspective it is interesting. French speaking kids have a French version of that and German speaking kids have a German version of that and so on and so forth. How you quantify and describe that is not so interesting.

I spent a month slogging through these books trying to be a language acquisition scholar. Then I had to re-read all the papers on what Washoe could and couldn’t do and how her signing was measured and how reliable and repeatable it was and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………. Then I had to make my case. I think KoKo the ape was starting to learn sign language then so I studied her, too. I got through it. I came up with something. I think I decided they had limited language and that they really did know some words for some things but had no ability to expand on that. I passed my Division I L&C exam – Yay!

Washoe died today. She was 42 years old and had 3 offspring to whom she taught some limited amount of sign language. She was a shoe freak and is widely reported as insisting you show her your new shoes. I sort of feel like I’ve lost a long time acquaintance and I can’t help wondering if she would have gone ape over Runner Susan’s shiny red boots. I’m pretty sure she would have.

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Halloween Help for the Procrastinator

Have you failed to come up with a costume but really want to dress up? Here are some ideas for a quick DIY costume from one of my favorite crafty sites, ThreadBanger

Yes – I am a closet crafter. I made most of my own clothes in high school. I love that stuff and I love it that there are young people who eschew the seduction of Juicy Coutour and Kate Spade for funk.

Signed – 21stCenturyPerpetualHippie

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DONE! – SOMA Race Report

There are 2 really great things about having gone to do SOMA. First of all meeting with all of the bloggers was more fun than can adequately be described but I’m sure you are all getting the picture by now. Second of all I am DONE with triathlon for many, many months. This is a good thing. Also – I sort of came to terms with some stuff as a result of this race and that’s good, too.

Swim – I was in wave 3 and, as always, was nervous about this swim. It was a water start which I prefer because it gives me a chance to get in the water and pee in my wet suit get used to the water. I think I figured out in this race that I need to use the time to swim 100 yards or so because I had my second minor anxiety attack in the water. I was stunned. If there is one thing I seem to like it is crazy swimming and I had just done an SF Bay swim and here I was in 70 degree water in a full body water wing thinking I just couldn’t do it. Later in the day I figured it out. In any case I did the normal “breast stroke to get things under control” thing and the “swim way off course to add some distance” thing and eventually was out of the water – yay!

Swim stats – 29:17 for 2:56/100 meters (thank you anxiety). Overall place 438

T1 – 2:33 which was great considering how far I had to run to get to my bike and then get it out of there. Of course the swim time probably includes the wetsuit stripping time but I’m not sure. Anyhow I’m glad I figured out that sitting down to put my bike shoes on works much better for me than standing up and wobbling around.

Bike – I was a little nervous about my bike because when we unpacked it the brake cable had come undone and we didn’t know how to fix it so I had to take it to the bike tech tent and have them do it. Also, I had trouble finding the marks on the seat post and had the seat up too high and had to adjust by feel. Then I had to test drive it in my jeans and flip flops because we had to drop the bikes on Saturday and I was not dressed to test. This was not ideal. The good news is that on race day while setting up in transition I finally found the mark and fixed the seat height.

My bike performed flawlessly and I felt strong. I even managed to drop a few people on the ride but sadly, they were not in my age group – they were younger. That was good but not good enough as we will soon find out.

The course was this crazy loopy thing with a lot of u-turns and crowding. The Half people were doing 3 loops and the Quarterman people were doing 1 and 1/2. As I came back by the finish I got totally confused about which way to go and started going in. Someone yelled “One and Half loops!!???” and I yelled “NO!” so she said “go back out and follow the signs for the quarterman”. Okay fine.

Now the pre-race newsletter said they had changed the course and it would be 25 miles instead of 28. I rode and rode and rode and as my bike computer turned to 25 miles and I was nowhere near the finish I was sure I had gone the wrong way (which would be quite impossible on this course) or missed a sign and I was worried. Very worried. I probably rode for 3 miles just being worried before I realized there was nothing to be done but keep going and oh, by the way “SPEED UP!” This was where a woman in Tribe kit with “45” on her leg passed me but I had passed her long ago and I was not happy. I started to let her get away and then I thought “not a chance”, got up on the pedals, called, “ON YOUR LEFT” and dropped her like last week’s gossip. That felt good. Finally I could hear the finish line and decided everything would be fine. Here are my bike splits (click for a bigger view if you care).

I felt like i was working hard and doing well and, according to Garmin I was going 15.8 mps avg and according to my bike computer I was going 16.6 mph avg but according to SOMA – not so much:

Bike Stats:
1:52:42 15.5 mph avg 542 overall (losing ground by 104 racers. No news there).

T2 – 3:28 which seemed okay since it was a long run to my spot and I got a little fumbly with the helmet and hat and all that.

Run – Hot, Hot, so freakin’ hot. I guess I was only the high 80s by then but running on white concrete in the blazing sun is not fun. Not fun at all. I started out doing exactly what I had intended to do – run the run and walk the water stations. I was good for the first couple miles but then I started to overheat. I don’t think I took an unauthorized, intra water stop walk break until at least mile 4 but there was this shady part going under a bridge and I just had to walk it. And that set the stage for more walk breaks. I pretty much lost it on the run although it never got worse than a jog/walk 30 seconds on/30 seconds off sort of deal toward the end. What really did me in was being passed early on by a woman with a 53 on her leg who was running at a good clip. I never saw her again. And then, at about mile 5.5 a very, very thin woman with a 51 on her calf ran by me. I was sure she would tank soon enough so I kept her in sights for a while but then she got away from me. If only I had known in that moment that I beat her at the Tri for Real it might have helped. Then again, I was really, really hot and there isn’t a lot that will get me moving fast in the heat so maybe I would have just sat down and had a good cry instead. Hard to say.

Finally I was close to the end and I was very happy about that and I ran… and ran… and ran… because it was along distance from ‘almost done’ to the finishers chute. When I got there, there were Momo and Stronger cheering me in and that was the most fun ever. I’ve never had friends at the finish line cheering me in like that and I’m guessing I’ll see my best finisher pics ever because I was smiling like a loon!

Run Stats: 1:24:33 12:55/mile (ugh!) 527 overall so I picked up 15 spots from people who hate the heat more than I do. Here are my run splits

Total time 03:52:31 9/9 in my division 512 Overall.

I’d like to take a moment to thank Coach Bold for suggesting I do the Quarterman and have some fun rather than trying to kill myself doing my first half. Excellent advice.

After I finished I spent the rest of the day cheering with Stronger and Momo. We wandered over toward the run course to find Duane and I finally got to meet Benny which was great. I had missed him and Nytro on Saturday because I had to pick up my packet and rack my bike. Bold came along, too and hung out for a while shucking and jiving with us and just trying to cool down and then he took off to chase down Nytro. Duane came along with Comm and we walked with them on the last 1/2 mile of the course. I almost made it to the finish but I was in very desperate need of a porta-potty at that point so I went in a different direction and then caught up with everyone at the finish line. I was there to cheer in Nytro and Bold. It was a great day.

Conclusion – I came in last in my age group which was NOT the plan. This was NOT a Personal Best although it was my best ever bike speed. I had so wanted to end my triathlon season with a race Personal Best but instead of getting a race Personal Best I had one of the best times I’ve ever had doing a race and had a People Personal Best and that’s the very best kind of best to have. Good times.

DPR and me in our awesome sushi hats.

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Post Race Trauma

Post race trauma is doing an investigation the results of which are you learning that the person who beat you by 18 minutes at SOMA is the same woman whose ass you kicked all over the course at your last sprint distance race and beat by 12 minutes. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

I hate running in the heat – hate it. Can’t do it….. failed at it.

And you know what else? I’ll bet she trained for SOMA – damn her!

*sniff sniff*

Next up will be my real race report – promise!

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The Treasure of the Sierra Angelone

When I thought up this title it was because I thought the classic movie was called ‘The Treasure of the Sierra Leone” not ‘The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”. I thought about switching to ‘The Treasure of the Sierra Momo” but it really didn’t work so I’m sticking with my mistake because it’s thematic to my race report.

This weekend, as noted by others was an epic bloggerpalooza. I met some people for the first time and others I had met before either because they came and visited or because I met them at Wildflower and/ or IM WI. What was so remarkable about this, though is that it felt about as comfortable and familiar as getting together with old friends from high school. In some ways we seemed to have just about as much history with each other as you would if you had really known someone for years. It was very fun.

What was more remarkable was how fabulously well treated I was by my hostess, Momo. She and her husband Big J were the most gracious and warm hosts ever. Momo deserves some sort of really special award for the endless shuttle service she provided. The weekend went like this:

Friday

  • pick 21CM up at airport (late) and drive aaaaalll the way back to Scottsdale.
  • Have dinner prepared by Big J (yum!)
  • Sleep
  • Saturday

  • drive to airport early to pick up Stronger
  • drive aaaaalll the way back to Scottsdale, mostly via surface roads due to freeway closure going north
  • assemble bike, load in car
  • drive back into town to have lunch with Krista and friend stopping to drop off Frankie at friends
  • drive to Tempe to get packet, rack bike (Momo and Stronger met up with others while I did that)
  • drive aaaaallll the way back to Scottsdale to shower and get ready for dinner
  • drive back to town to have most excellent bloggerpalooza dinner with about 25 people. Big time fun
  • drive aaaaallllll the way back to Scottsdale
  • watch game, go to bed
    Sunday –

  • 21CM, up at butt crack of dawn; eat, have coffee
  • Stronger and Momo get up soon thereafter
  • drive back to Tempe with nervous 21CM
  • RACE DAY!
  • Momo and Stronger spend day being excellent race sherpa/cheerleaders in hot, hot sun
  • Cheer everyone in at finish
  • drive aaaaallllllll the way back to Scottsdale
  • shower, pack
  • drive back to airport to drop off 21CM and Stronger
  • Momo drives aaaallllll the way back to Scottsdale to plop on couch and finally get some rest!

    See what I mean? The woman is a SAINT! Love you, Momo.

    Now I’m too tired to write the race report. But, as our govenator likes to say, “Ahl be baaaach” And yes, there are pics… they are coming. I just have to dig my camera out of wherever it is.

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    SOMA Bound

    After much deliberation, hemming and hawing and after overcoming some bizarre dread fear of shipping my bike – I am on my way to SOMA today! My bike is currently in Tempe and will soon arrive at Big J’s office (Momo’s husband). I will arrive tonight in time for a repeat of last weekend’s wine, Brie and hot tub experience. Not as crazy wild, though. I could live without the hangover.

    Tomorrow I will meet up with a passel of blogger buds, some I have met before, some I will meet for the first time. I am so very excited to have a big community of triathletes to hang out with and to race “with”. I use the quotes because I’m reasonably certain I will not actually “be” ‘with’ any of them on the course but I will be with them at the end. I am doing the Quarterman and most of them are doing the Half so I have faith that I will be at the finish line cheering them in. If not then it means I broke my leg or something.

    I am so SO excited that this is last triathlon of the season for me. I won’t do another until….. probably May. In the meantime I’m going to go pedal to the metal at this race in search of a final, season ending PR. This will be tough as my last Oly was basically short on distance and this one is a bit long. It’s all about the bike, though and I intend to ride hard and just let it hurt, something I’ve never done before. Seriously. I usually back off for fear of not being able to run. This time – NO FEAR! I’m just going for it. If the run hurts it hurts. If I tank, I tank. NO FEAR! I need to break 3:10 – can I do it?

    My transition bag is packed and checked and ready. My boarding pass is printed (flying SWA means printing it out EARLY people – I’m group C – 101 which means I’ll have to choose who to piss off as I ask to take the center seat).

    Think speedy thoughts for me!

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