Hockey Mom

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Hockey Mom!

My brother in law made this pumpkin with a friend of his.  He makes a pumpkin with a hocky puck every year but this year was special – so very special.  His favorite part is that when you open the top and look in there’s nothing there! 
(Okay  you conservatives – GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! )
If you want to share this pumpkin please just post or email  a link  instead of downloading the picture and making up a story about it.  This is 21st Century Brother In Law’s work and I want him to retain full attribution!  Thank you.  You can also use the little icons below to share. 
If you need help with your sense of humor regarding the Hockey Mom’s intellect please read on….. 
You have to admit  she isn’t the brightest bulb in the pack, right?)
Here  read a transcript of what comes out of her mouth when she is speaking extemporaneously (with a crib sheet) It is a little confounding.  Really – check this one out if you don’t believe me
excerpt:

PALIN: Darn right it was the predator lenders, who tried to talk Americans into thinking that it was smart to buy a $300,000 house if we could only afford a $100,000 house. There was deception there, and there was greed and there is corruption on Wall Street. And we need to stop that.

Again, John McCain and I, that commitment that we have made, and we’re going to follow through on that, getting rid of that corruption.

PALIN: One thing that Americans do at this time, also, though, is let’s commit ourselves just every day American people, Joe Six Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say never again. Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars. We need to make sure that we demand from the federal government strict oversight of those entities in charge of our investments and our savings and we need also to not get ourselves in debt. Let’s do what our parents told us before we probably even got that first credit card. Don’t live outside of our means. We need to make sure that as individuals we’re taking personal responsibility through all of this. It’s not the American peoples fault that the economy is hurting like it is, but we have an opportunity to learn a heck of a lot of good lessons through this and say never again will we be taken advantage of.

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Well- that was comprehensive, wasn’t it? 

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2 Responses to Hockey Mom

  1. iliketoast says:

    There is a difference, the orange one doesn’t speak. I like the orange one better.

  2. Laura says:

    The words and ideas she’s trying to communicate look even more jumbled up when written down on paper instead of spoken. Thanks for sharing this!

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