Anyone who knows me well knows I’ve been looking for love for a long time. I thought I found it recently but as always it slipped away like dime dropped down a drain storm.
Today I saw a commercial that gave me a great idea. Apparently when you use Cascade dishwashing detergent these construction workers invade your dishwasher and chip the dried on food off the plates. All I have to do is whip open the door at the opportune moment, snatch one of those little guys out and figure out how to grow him I’m thinking they are like those little dinosaurs you put in water for 24 hours so that they plump up and grow to be 12 times as big!! In this case I’d get a full sized, muscular, hard assed man. And God knows I love a man with a jack hammer.
Stay tuned – I’ll probably need some help naming him.