Duuuude… I just moisturized and like, wow

There’s a new product on the market I learned about from an email I got from a beauty company. I think it has potential beyond its intended use. Like, wow… who, knew?

Hempz Herbal Moisturizer
Enriched with Natural Cannabis Sativa Hemp Seed Extract

The copy from a page advertising it says:
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer is an all-day herbal body lotion providing dramatic skin moisturization to improve the health of skin through the use of pure Hemp Seed Oil and Extract.

I think what they meant was

Whoa – Duuuude…. I moisturized and like wow. I’m having a really good day. I’m watching cartoons and eating some awesome cereal – the kind with little colored marshmallows in it. Dude, have you ever really looked at those things. Whoa – so trippy. And when you put them in your mouth if you just let them sit on your tongue they kind of just collapse into a pile of pastel sugary goodness – NIRVANA, MAN! Love my moisturizer, man. So cool. An my skin is like – so soft. Like you know, man – my face feels like a baby’s butt, man. Fuckin’ A, man. Hempz rooolz

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10 Responses to Duuuude… I just moisturized and like, wow

  1. fe-lady says:

    Are you sure it’s not laced with something? I mean it must be some GOOD sensi if you are that tripped out, ….man! 🙂

  2. kara says:

    I tired some hemp lip gloss and my lips blistered.
    I must be allergic to hemp. LOL

  3. Tammy says:

    LOLOLOLOL. Duuuuuuude. Toe-Ta-Lee. Sweeeeeeeeet.

  4. iliketoast says:

    Duuuude, I like the hemp anti chaffing lotion but it slows down my running although I feel like i’m flying

  5. Donald says:

    I tried that stuff once, then got the munchies like crazy.

  6. Have you tried smoking your lotion yet? Duuude!

  7. Susan says:

    I’ll have to give this a try.

  8. momo says:

    i was doing this “eating healthy” thing for awhile and the woman who was coaching me had me drinking these weird shakes with hemp oil. hm. i didn’t put much thought into until now. its prolly a good thing i didn’t have to get drug tested during that time, huh??? 🙂

  9. david says:

    you’re rockin’ there 21CM!

  10. IronJenny says:

    that stuff smells great.

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