There’s a new product on the market I learned about from an email I got from a beauty company. I think it has potential beyond its intended use. Like, wow… who, knew?
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer
Enriched with Natural Cannabis Sativa Hemp Seed Extract
The copy from a page advertising it says:
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer is an all-day herbal body lotion providing dramatic skin moisturization to improve the health of skin through the use of pure Hemp Seed Oil and Extract.
I think what they meant was
Whoa – Duuuude…. I moisturized and like wow. I’m having a really good day. I’m watching cartoons and eating some awesome cereal – the kind with little colored marshmallows in it. Dude, have you ever really looked at those things. Whoa – so trippy. And when you put them in your mouth if you just let them sit on your tongue they kind of just collapse into a pile of pastel sugary goodness – NIRVANA, MAN! Love my moisturizer, man. So cool. An my skin is like – so soft. Like you know, man – my face feels like a baby’s butt, man. Fuckin’ A, man. Hempz rooolz