Why do you suppose someone from the Netherlands would run a google search on “retarded vegetables”? Is there an indie band out there I haven’t heard of?

Someone else searched for ‘no kiss does he like me’. Probably not.

We won’t discuss the people who search for the word Mom and the word F*** in the same string – ick.

Lots of people have been searching for things related to that stupid milk commercial.

But retarded vegetable? I just don’t know.

ps- where is everybody? My ‘return visitor’ count is in the toilet. I feel so…so..so.. let down…sniffle, sniffle.