Why I’ll Never Look Like Angelina Jolie

I just ate an entire Pizza.  900 calories; 330 of them from fat.  Only I put some more cheese on it so make that 1200 calories with 500 of them from fat.  Awsome. 


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4 Responses to Why I’ll Never Look Like Angelina Jolie

  1. fe-lady says:

    WHY would you even want to look like her? She’s not athletic looking at all. And you are!

  2. IHateToast says:

    angelina bores me. you do not. and i bet if you made a point of being a UN ambassador, you wouldn’t also make movies where you’re always holding a gun.

    you, my love, don’t look like hypocrite on a stick.

  3. Rene says:

    Angelina must be so jealous that you can eat pizza and she can’t.

  4. jeanne says:

    she’s gross. pizza is yum! i just ate the weirdest dinner ever.

    after i imbibed one large mcdonalds chocolate shake, that i seriously doubt has anything to do with milk.

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