Teeny Oscar Recap

1). Jon Stewart I ? you big time. You were funny and fun and I thank you for that

2). Thank you Philip Seymour Hoffman for recognizing your WonderMom. You are correct – it isn’t easy raising a bunch of kids on your own and she really deserved that recognition. Also, you were great in Capote and I’m glad you won.

3). Thump, Thump, Thump – that’s my heart looking at George Clooney. Thump, Thump, Thump that’s my heart after he opens his mouth and shows the world what intelligence, class, civility and charm look like.

4). Charlize – that bow? No. No, no, no….Don’t ever let a designer talk you into something like that again. I was pretty sure that thing would come alive any moment and swallow your head.

5). Lili and Meryl – that rambling, on top of each other dialog – brilliant. I ? both of you, too.

6). Jon Stewart – did I tell you I love you?

7). 360 or whatever you names are – grow up and learn to respect the situation you are in. You looked like rebellious school boys and if you had taken a crap on stage it wouldn’t have been a whole lot more offensive. It isn’t always about ghetto culture. I hope you are ashamed of yourselves.

8). Helena Bonham Carter – you have more money than God. Use some of it for a decent stylist next time.

9). Academy – good job. You did a really nice job considering what a popularity contest the Oscars are. Go Crash!

10). See you all next year.

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4 Responses to Teeny Oscar Recap

  1. susie says:

    Thanks. I missed the whole thing, but your recap was just what I needed:)

  2. Kristen says:

    I agree with all – but I’m on the fence with Crash… How about Ben stiller’s green suit dance?

  3. Jessica says:

    I couldn’t have said it better myself, dear – great recap!!!

  4. jeanne says:

    Brokeback Mountain. That’s all I have to say.(and yeah, jon stewart is the man!)

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