Maybe this is what I need – a singleringen. It fairly screams, “I’m single! Take me, I’m yours!” It comes with a built in community of singletons who are so desperate to become doubletons that they buy a stupid ring to make that abundantly clear to …. to all the people who read popgadget and buy the rings. At least that’s my guess. I think I’ll pass and just honor the day by buying my kids some candy, instead.