1). To the guy who cut me off in the parking lot at Target – I was leaving and didn’t want that spot you viscously coveted. Thanks for almost causing an accident.

2). To the guy in Office Max who kept jockeying from line to line – if you stay put and everyone stays in the same line and waits for the next available cashier we all get out faster. Try it sometime instead of being a self centered jackass.

3). Note to merchandising – quit putting all that cheap crap all over the store floor and in the middle of the aisles – it makes it really hard to get to the good stuff.