The other Ironman I’m doing is trying to date, again. It’s pretty hopeless but you can’t win if you don’t play so I’m at least giving it half a shot.

This guy exudes charm, grace and magnanimity like no other:

   “looking for a careing,loving,honest,romantic,forgiving woman that likes to be a big part of her partners life!I dont want anyone like my ex who only stuck around for $ & until i raised her two daughters ,pd. for wedding,college,and was an un- loving liar & cheat! I dont want to sound bitter,but i wasted 19 years of my life on a woman that doesnt deserve any respect! A woman that doesnt need a expensive black corrvette with her last name on the licence plate.with a twin sister thats just as dishonest,my wife had no morals with many affairs that were known by all in danville.”

Swoon….. I wonder how that’s working out for him. Not that he’s bitter or anything.